Thursday, March 22, 2007

Well, you could just bathe the kid in bleach

A Long Island couple is suing a fertility clinic after an in vitro fertilization yielded a child much darker than either parent. A doctor at the clinic recommended artificially inseminating the wife with the husband's sperm, which they did, but fast-forward nine months and the kid was jet black. So the parents did three different DNA tests, all of which found that the dad was not actually the dad.

The doctor's response?
The child will "get lighter over time."

I mean, it happened to Michael Jackson...

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