My Pissy Computer

When I try to go to a Web site that seems too difficult for my work computer to load, it makes a lot of noise and then simply closes every Internet Explorer window. It does this for whitepages.com, nj.com, and various other sites I try to visit. I think this has something to do with the circa-1995 levels of RAM and hard drive space. I also think my computer has his moods. That's right. I've determined it's male.