Scavenger hunt

Today I spent more than half an hour looking for my car in the wrong parking lot. The whole time, I had a creepy old guy following me because he wanted my parking space. He said I should just get in his car and we could look for my car together.

To all who say I look 12:

I tried to get a "youth" ticket at the San Francisco Zoo, which is for kids ages 11 to 17. Given that I'm often told I look 12, I figured 17 would be no problem. But the girl looked at me and asked, "How old are you?"
"17," I said.
"What's your birthday?" she asked.
"September 15, 19-eighty... fuck."
She made me pay the extra two dollars. Jerk.

Death

Today I went to pick up a letter at the post office, the woman asked for my ID, and then proceeded to scrutinize it the way very bored bouncers at bars do. She looked at the ID, looked at me, then back at the ID, back at me.

"How old are you?" she asked suspiciously.

"23," I said.

She then continued to scrutinize the ID and my face for another minute.

"You don't LOOK 23."

"OK," I said.

Then she laughed at me, because it was apparently very funny that I don't look 23, and she walked to the back room to get my letter.

15 minutes later, I asked the woman at the next counter if she could please check where the the woman who had been helping me 15 minutes ago had gone. She didn't see her in the back room, so she paged her on the intercom system.

A minute after that, the original woman came out and said the person who had the key to the registered mail had gone on break, and did I want to wait until she came back? Apparently, you-don't-look-23-lady was chillin' in the back room with her thumb up her ass for 15 minutes, while I was standing at the counter and the line had built to the door.

Seriously. Death.

Vagina

Yesterday I was running and a group of 14-year-old boys yelled "VAGINA!" at me repeatedly. I just turned 23 today. When will this stop?

Who says I have no life?

OK I was bored and got this idea from ex-roommate Ben.

Directions: Type "(your name) is" into google. Post your ten favorite responses.
(This is not an order of preference.., but progression)

Here's mine:
ericaiscool.com
This erica is confined to certain limited areas of the Riversdale and Albertinia
After Erica is found devouring a cat, Hayes gives her a transfusion and it's now
his belief that Yorga is an Old World vampire residing in California
Erica is an adorable twenty inch, Collector Doll
Erica is being romanced by Harry's doctor.
Erica is now known in Zimbabwe as a gwenyambira
Erica is an adorable eight year old girl with a spunky personality.
erica is the new Fish Kill champion!
Erica is not at all ashamed to be from Kentucky

Here's his:
ben is an insert within the notiziario dell'istituto superiore di sanità
Ben is what my grandmother used to call an old soul.
I am not the holy man; Ben is.
THE BEN IS MIGHTIER
Ben is in the world, but not of it.
Ben is determined to uncover the reason for the distance between himself...
Ben is someone whom I feel has been sent here to inspire
Ben is the best I've had -- hands down.
Ben is your ideal man.
Ben is also seven years old, and severely autistic.

Now wasn't that a fun time?

Language fun

I found a fun game. Go to the following Web site: http://www.freetranslation.com/
And play.

Here's my fun (it's in Norwegian):
Folk som finner ikke deres bukser ofte eter småkaker. Dette er fordi om de eter mange småkaker og blir fet, de enda ikke fallerer åpent setet av deres bukser (fordi de ikke har noen bukser). Selv om sjokoladebrun flissmåkaker er alle yndlings#, er snickerdoodles uforanderlig den beste småkaken i universet. Jeg er en trofast tilhenger av snickerdoodle, virkelig.

What will you do?