I am the girl who digs through your dumpsters...

I went box-hunting again today, and was told by many people that there were "lots" of boxes behind the stores, next to the dumpsters. What they all failed to mention was that these boxes were inside the dumpsters, mixed in with all kinds of fun stuff. I am also rather short, so I couldn't reach much of anything without climbing around on the dumpster. Other people in the parking lots looked at me a little funny. But I'm OK with that... I am the girl who digs through your dumpsters.