C'mon, don't you think he's cute?

I was at the bowling alley tonight, and when the guy I was with left for a minute, an old-ish guy approached me.

"Hey, you should talk to that boy over there," he said, gesturing toward a very young kid.

"Why?" I asked.

"He has a PS2," the old-ish man responded, in a sort of braggy way. "And he's a very sweet boy."

"I believe it," I said. "But why should I talk to him?"

"C'mon, talk to him! He's a freshman; he'd love to meet you."

And that's when I realized that a father was trying to set me up with his 13-year-old son.