Apparently I am an old lady

So you know how the little man inside the grocery store computer takes into account what you buy and then spits out coupons accordingly? Well usually, I end up with a coupon for organic milk and maybe a $1 off five SmartOnes.

Today, all I got was this:

Now. I didn't buy Ensure or Centrum Silver or Fibercon or any of those old-people-type things. But apparently, I shop like a retired person. God I'm cool.