They know when you are sleeping, they know when you're awake...

The title of this blog post, incidentally, is why I hate the holidays. The endless Christmas music playing everywhere melts my brain into something that can't think of anything more creative than a play on a bad Christmas song. And a *bad* play on a bad Christmas song, at that.

That said...

I have determined that Gmail's sponsored ad program is, by far, the smartest one out there. Most sites give me an assorted mix of cell phone ads, celebrity gossip sites, and store ads. Here is the list of Gmail ads alongside my latest e-mail (which seriously only mentioned cats once, among a bunch of other things):

Kittentanz Cattery

Tonkinese Kittens
Happy, healthy kittens-Guaranteed!
www.kittentanz.com

Spot Drops Are Dangerous

Stop Killing Pets With Chemicals Scientific Data and Testimonials
www.cedarcidestore.com

Ragdoll Cats & Kittens

Beautiful & Loving Ragdoll Kittens Available. Fuzzy Cuddly Snugglers!
www.ElegantRags.com

Angels' Eyes-Tear Stains

Eliminate Tear Stains in Cats. Works From the Inside Out
www.AngelsEyesOnline.com

Cat World Domination?

Chairman Meow, Monorail Cat, and funny lolcats t-shirts.
www.obeythekitty.com

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