I do what I can

I spent all day yesterday trying to track down information about this bank robbery, and eventually hit a brick wall. Got hung up on repeatedly by the police, who eventually stopped answering the phone when I called. Got brushed off by the FBI. And got ignored by the U.S. Marshal.

So I wrote this:

The U.S. Marshals Service didn't have more specific details about Monday's robbery and referred those questions to the Edison Police Department. Edison police referred questions to the FBI, who referred questions back to the U.S. Marshals Service.

Fun.