Tuesday, January 24, 2006

I scared the shit outta someone yesterday

I did. I was running along, minding my own business, when I started to approach two teenage girls who were walking on the sidewalk. I passed them to the left, and the girl on the left side screamed, this high-pitched, piercing, long-lasting scream. Then she did a double-take, meaning she looked over at me a second time — and screamed again. Yep. I'm terrifying.

In other news, how the hell are you supposed to write a 750-word critique of an entire magazine?

3 comments:

Aviva said...

omg - that's hilarious!
i'm sitting at the library "working" and then got a big grin on my face when i read this - i'm pretty sure everyone atth etable knows i'm not doing work now. :)

but... why did you feel the need to define "double-take"??

HarbatKAT said...

I felt the need to define double-take because I have to write for the people. Just 'cause you're a big-shot Yale law school person doesn't mean everyone who reads this is a big-shot law student. Sara and Brian only have bachelor's degrees.

Anonymous said...

hey! i resemble that... you suck! As for you Aviva you spelled "at the table" wrong. *<(:@D)