Who says I have no life?

OK I was bored and got this idea from ex-roommate Ben.

Directions: Type "(your name) is" into google. Post your ten favorite responses.
(This is not an order of preference.., but progression)

Here's mine:
ericaiscool.com
This erica is confined to certain limited areas of the Riversdale and Albertinia
After Erica is found devouring a cat, Hayes gives her a transfusion and it's now
his belief that Yorga is an Old World vampire residing in California
Erica is an adorable twenty inch, Collector Doll
Erica is being romanced by Harry's doctor.
Erica is now known in Zimbabwe as a gwenyambira
Erica is an adorable eight year old girl with a spunky personality.
erica is the new Fish Kill champion!
Erica is not at all ashamed to be from Kentucky

Here's his:
ben is an insert within the notiziario dell'istituto superiore di sanità
Ben is what my grandmother used to call an old soul.
I am not the holy man; Ben is.
THE BEN IS MIGHTIER
Ben is in the world, but not of it.
Ben is determined to uncover the reason for the distance between himself...
Ben is someone whom I feel has been sent here to inspire
Ben is the best I've had -- hands down.
Ben is your ideal man.
Ben is also seven years old, and severely autistic.

Now wasn't that a fun time?