So I covered a Sacramento Monarchs game tonight, and about five minutes into the SECOND half, the Sacramento Bee writer walks in, sits next to me and says, "What'd I miss?"
He then proceeded to type everything I said to him.
-Wait, so Yolanda Griffith scored her 3,000th point? he asked.
-Yeah.
-Did she get a standing ovation?
-Yeah.
-You sure it was a standing one?
-Yep.
-How many other players in the WNBA have scored 3,000 points?
-Eight.
-You sure that's right?
I seriously should have started making things up:
Not only did she get a standing ovation, dude — her fan club all ran onto the court with no pants! Then they all started dancing the Macarena and Griffith took off her pants and joined in! You shoulda seen it, man — it was GREAT.
On another note, the media room had cookies, rice krispie treats and cake. My stomach hurts.
4 comments:
That's hilarious... is there really a paper out of Sacramento called the Bee?
Yep, and who's this 'anonymous'? You can always click 'other' and then make up a name, wench.
It's good of you to do other peoples work for them.
Stupid people.
mmmm...cookies!
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